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The Pit of No Return (FM6) is OUT!!!

Main Focus: Gush (Fantasy Action/Aventure YA) Novel, First Draft = 21k out of 100k estimate (21%)

Side Focus #1: Assault on Dread Fortress Paine (Post FM6 Novella) = 20k out of 30k estimate (66%)

Side Focus #2: The Glassbreaker Goes Home (Post FM6 Novella) = 18k out of 30k estimate (60%)

Back Burner #1: FM7 School Story = 0k out of 80k estimate (0%)

Back Burner #2: Super Secret Awesome Project

Other Stuff I Need to Get To: FM3-FM6 concordance updates

Saturday, May 13, 2017

The Most Important FM Fan Question Ever!

What is your favorite curse word or phrase?

17 comments:

  1. cock-gobbler
    twat-waffle
    fuck-stick

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  2. To rip off blade 3, cock juggling thunder cunt

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  3. Jesus H God-damn Motherfucking Christ

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  4. Cock-womble? Fuck-muppet? Cunt-weasel?

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  6. jizz stain, cock juggler,and penis garage

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  7. I appreciate the, "I hope your children get eaten by cannibals". It's as inspired out of character as it was in it.

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  8. I can tell you my LEAST favorite--butt nugget

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  9. J.F.C. - Jesus fucking Christ (though Jesus fried chicken must be good), ballsack, port-a-john prostitute

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  10. Fucknugget
    Cuntface
    piece of shit
    Douche/douchebag

    These are usually combined into compound invectives, e.g. Get out of the fast lane you cuntfaced fucknugget.

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  11. Cuntmuffin
    Cum gargling cock holster
    Coat hanger abortion failure
    Your dyslexic father hit the wrong hole you were suppose to be anal
    Cunt punt
    Greek bareback monkey fucker
    Goat fucking twat licker
    6ft of anal leakage
    Dead wife
    Fuck me I could do this for days.

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