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Sunday, August 29, 2021

Not Much to Say Update

Still hot.

Still smoky.

Still working when I can but really looking forward to autumn and winter.

Crossed below 230 pounds last week.  Ton of it is hanging skin at this point.  Don't quite have the Lady Knockers I can throw over my shoulder, but if I do a sumo pose its pretty fucking skin monster hilarious.

Still sick of doctors.  Have an endoscopy in a couple weeks I'm really not looking forward to.  Might not even happen cuz the Rona keeps killing everyone...AGAIN...so there's that.

Still working...which I guess I already said.  Very much the marathon-not-sprint part of the job.  Slogging through TWO middles at the moment.  Humps abound and not the grunting variety!  Also putting some pages into another project which you guys might hear about if it doesn't suck...

Nothing exciting, but consider this my Author Is Still Kicking Update for the next month!

Stay safe, stay cool!

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

So HOT August Update

So hot...

Not as ON FIRE as last week, but...so hot...just, I generally hate living in Fresno, but I REALLY hate Fresno at the moment, like...am about done with Fresno at this point in my life kind of hate Fresno...just...so hot!

*glances at Canada, sees its also on fire*

*glances at Alaska, sees bear eating a moose*

Anyway, 27 pages left to type in.  Session 94 is in the can.  7ish left to go from what I figure.  Been averaging about 12k a chapter at this rate, so makes it 84k left to write, which is probably what I've written so far once these pages are in the word file, so...

Halfway there?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Everything has ballooned with this novel so far, so I'm leery, but...maybe we are?

I do have to remind myself that as the last School Story, this novel is wrapping up a whole timeline and has quite a bit more to do.  Also there's the whole Class 2015 aspect, which...them's a lot of new characters, Raley.  Granted they had their moment and should be more background now, but...pffft.

Story-wise...we're not even to the Winter War that represents the title of the book, so...

I'm fucking scared, guys!

What have I created?

It's gonna eat me!!!

Just like that poor moose...

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

War to End All Wars Mini Tease #4

“There’s three testing periods?” Tatiana wasn’t the only one horrified, she’s just the one spoke up.

Wagged my finger. “Testing never stops, that’s just when they let it get mundane with the exams.”

“We don’t have homework, right?” Max Lamont worried.

“It’s a school,” Cicero Yates scoffed, “of course we have homework.”

“But…we don’t have a home!”

“If it’s anything like at the Academy,” Juliette Maes-Welf mollified, “then think of it less as busy work and more like weekly essays.”

“That’s worse!” Tat growled.

“Down with the system!” I agreed, fist in the air.

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

FYI

 Text Widget is acting weird and I couldn't update it without messing around in the blog layout with html so I've changed the Status Updates at the top to its own page so it's easier on me, just click the link if you want to see them now.

Outside of that...I'm typing all those hand-written pages into the laptop at the moment editing as I go.

60 left at this point.

Also, I finally admitted to myself that WAR TO END ALL WARS will need 16 sessions, not the usual 8 a school story gets, and things look more manageable now.

Sunday, July 25, 2021

July 2021 Quick Notes

 1.  Feeling better finally.  Took a long while, but...feeling better.  Pretty much Link in BOTW at this point, have to hang out in AC land or I start getting super hot really quick, but better than where I was at a couple weeks ago.

2.  I'm sticking with War to End All Wars and doing a readthrough/edit on what I have so far, then going to pump the 69 (nice!) pages into the laptop over the next week.

3.  Really like what I have so far.  Took me a bit to get back into fighting shape but I've got this one's number now.  Plenty more to figure out for the back half, but we're grooving!

Just read through what might be the best KH/Welf interaction ever...just so very tense.  This isn't some childish shallow argument, this is two people who have known each other for years now really digging deep at the other, and me having written the characters for so long now having a great feel for who they are.  Plus, I like to think after a decade of writing in the minor leagues I finally kinda know what I'm doing at this point, maybe, sorta...

4.  So I've had some serious left hand pain for the better part of five years.  Basically since just after I finished FM6.  It isn't the main reason for why things got so fucked up with my output (surgery/health/grandpa/etc), but it didn't help.  Finally bit the bullet and got a steroid shot in the problematic joint at the start of the month.  Good news is now I have much better movement and can type for longer than a couple hours of a day without any pain.  Bad news is I still can't grasp, twist, or hold a gaming controller for an hour without wanting to die.  So even if I HAD a PS5, I couldn't play with it!  I have a feeling we're heading towards X-Rays/Ultrasounds/MRIs to figure out what's going on in there...

Oh, I'm left handed, have I mentioned that before?

Pencil lead edge-chop masters unite!

5.  You know, before these Olympics started, I thought: sure, I'll watch some this time!  Why not?  Covid still has all the good movies backed up until later in the year, I could use some once-every-four-years sports in my life.  Have I actually watched any of it?  NOPE!!!

6.  THAT FUCKING DUNE TRAILER!!! SQUEEEEEEE!!!

7.  Actually finally starting the newest Stormlight book by Sanderson finally.  Probably take me a month to read it since based on what's come before it's likely 5000 pages long.  And I thought PIT OF NO RETURN was a big baby!

8.  Apparently they fucked with He-Man over at Netflix and the Nerd World is ON FIRE.  Again.  Haven't watched it yet, since that was just a little bit before I was born and not really a fan and...maybe when part 2 comes out.  More of a Transformers and GI JOE kid and...I mean, Michael Bay been diddling my childhood for a decade at this point.  Actually Transformers: The Movie scared me for life when I was like 3, so...can't even blame Mr. Explosion Man.

Also had a Power Rangers phase I probably shouldn't talk about or admit to...but Green Ranger was so cool, guys!  A kids show with a 5 part mini-series?  Whaaaa?  And did you see his fucking flute?!?!

But in a post The Last Jedi world, after we saw the fallout from that, I'm kind of shocked anyone thought it was a good idea to attempt the same game plan with He-Man.  So I get why He-Man fans are so upset.  Luke Skywalker guzzling green alien titty milk still gives me nightmares.  And the way the media/critics/bloggers sit on high and just label upset fans as haters and man-children and everything else you can use to belittle a person's opinion, that's still neither fair nor a good look.  Again, the same game plan we saw in The Last Jedi mess!  How are you repeating the same mistakes?  This does not end well for anyone!!!

I do feel bad for Kevin Smith, even if he was the architect of his own demise.  Used to listen to Hollywood Babble-On weekly at one point, and him talking about the Indie movie scene just as I was getting into the Indie book scene helped me not feel quite so crazy for spurning a traditional agent--->publisher route.  For his sake, I hope Part 2 does right the ship and Netflix just made a mistake splitting up the story.

Could not be AS bad as the Anti-SJW crowd is making out.  They're pretty much just as annoying as their foils, if not more so at this point.  So...assholes all around because everyone has one!  Balanced, as all things should be!

Luckily I'm writing my own characters I personally created, so when I kill off a beloved character none of you will complain on YouTube or send me mean emails about how much of an asshole I am, right?!?!

9.  Been watching a ton of movies instead of TV recently, mostly in the John-Wick-Like vein.  The best one was probably WRATH OF MAN, Guy Ritchie's newest.  Great ride beginning to end, check it out.  Liked it even more than NOBODY, which seems to be getting more buzz.  With NOBODY everyone feels protected.  With WRATH OF MAN...anyone can and will die, so it's super tense.  Also has a HEAT like element added to the John Wick revenge story and some timeline manipulation going on.  If you haven't seen THE GENTLEMEN, which was the movie Ritchie released before WRATH, check that out too, it's even better.

Of course I still haven't watched John Wick 3...so...should probably do that soon!

10.  LOKI was much better than the two previous Marvel shows, but the action scenes were REALLY bad.  I mean, action scenes almost always bore me nowadays, but those were pitiful.  I dug that there was a lot of talking and world-building and character moments.  The finale was three people with conflicting desires chatting about how the universe should end instead of two people throwing CGI fireballs at each other, so I liked that.  Final Boss was great and I can't wait to see his Super Saiyan version.

Loki, however...had almost no agency in the entire show.  He was simply along for the ride and watching as everyone else made choices around him.  In episode 3, I kept waiting for him to turn everything around and be like, a ha, tricked you!  But...I'm still waiting.  Could have been a choice the creators made and we'll see him step up in Season 2 and I hope that's what happens, because this isn't some newbie character that deserves to be a sidekick with training wheels.

But I have hope for the MCEU again, so that's great!  Down with the sophomore slump, on to the Multiverse Wars!

11.  Delta variant sucks, get your shots!  Even King Henry believes in science, people!  And he knows blood tentacle monsters rule the world not no wimpy Bill Gates!

12.  I'm thinking of putting together a King Henry Quiz for you guys and gals, up to the challenge?