Most Important FM Stat Breakdown Ever

 [CLICK] Per Novel

Fanged Lady = 44

Cat Killing Coyotes = 53

Troubled Boomworm = 73

Headless Hunny = 82

Mancy Martial Artist = 106

Pit of No Return = 108

Words in Novels

Fanged Lady = 93,636

Cat Killing Coyotes = 80,123

Troubled Boomworm = 124,556

Headless Hunny = 121,564

Mancy Martial Artist = 189,887

Pit of No Return = 282,271

Words Per [CLICK]

Fanged Lady = 2128

Cat Killing Coyotes = 1511

Troubled Boomworm = 1706

Headless Hunny = 1482

Mancy Martial Artist = 1791

Pit of No Return = 2613

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!

Everchanging Dilemma: One Week!!!

Give or take a few hours!!!

And whatever Amazon decides to spend processing the file...

Was it FM5 that had you lot ready to riot over a 18 hour wait or FM6?  I can't remember.

Luckily *knock on wood* seems like the system is a lot faster nowadays.

If you're in a beta read, consider this a Please Get Your Typo List in by Friday Feb 11th BTW.

How it Started-ish

One of the first set of notes I took for The King Henry Tapes, probably in 2009 if I had to guess.  On the right, you can see King Henry's name finally circled, the Institution's name and me misspelling Visalia.

Many of the Ultra titles stuck outside of "Deathlich" which I thought was a little too Metal and replaced with Bonegrinder and Faceshifter was the same as Shadeshifter and got changed to Facechanger.  Was just listing the possible powers as they came to mind, so I had to switch Aeromancy and Spectromancy on the tiers and Xylomany went bye bye as I decided wood and plants were mostly the same thing.

Also my population calculations were way too common for Intras and rare of Ultras and got changed completely. 

Updating Reading Order + Planned Novels

AUTHOR'S SUGGESTED READING ORDER

The Foul Mouth and the Fanged Lady [FM1]

Little King Henry, Short Story

The Foul Mouth and the Cat Killing Coyotes [FM2]

Conquering Hero, Short Story

Friendship is Madness, Short Story (T-Bone)

Second Take, Novelette (Welf)

The Foul Mouth and the Troubled Boomworm [FM3]

Griefing, Novella

The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny [FM4]

Meet the Bonnies, Novelette (T-Bone)

The Foul Mouth and the Mancy Martial Artist [FM5]

King Henry and the Three Little Trips, MancvVerse Moments Novel (T-Bone/Eva/KH)

The Foul Mouth and the Pit of No Return [FM6]

Assault on Dread Fortress Paine, MancyVerse Moments Novel (T-Bone/Eva)

The Glassbreaker Goes Home, MancyVerse Moments Novel (KH)

The Everchanging Dilemma, MancyVerse Moment Novel (Evelyn Strange)

The Foul Mouth and the War to End All Wars, A Final School Story (Forthcoming)

Vicky von Welf and the Mancy Masquerade, MancyVerse Moments Novel (Vicky) (Forthcoming)

The Foul Mouth and the Most Obvious Trap [FM7] (Forthcoming)

The Foul Mouth and the Runaway Rumble [FM8] (Forthcoming)

The Foul Mouth and the Black Bird Bash [FM9] (Forthcoming)

The Foul Mouth and the Six Realm Drop [FM10] (Forthcoming)

The Foul Mouth and the Queen's Revenge [FM11] (Forthcoming)<---this title is probably changing

The Foul Mouth and the Asylum Ascendant [FM12] (Forthcoming)

*author reserves the right to randomly write MancyVerse Moments novels as he feels like it, but has no current plans for more.

More Beta Reactions

"I'm so confused, but in a good way."

"This book FUCKING ROCKS!!"

"Don't you dare cut the final part! It was fabulous!"

"The pay-off! Oh my!"

"Slow start, into dread, into semi truck."