Well, the more insane/rambunctious/dedicated among you fans have already used the fact that Amazon takes an estimated 12-24 hours to propagate books, meaning you can search/refresh like a coked-out hamster to snag early copies. Usually I put the files through the day before and they just sit there unknown until I post links, but THIS TIME I got people already buying the thing before it's even released, so in the interest of fairness to the more innocent and rule following among my fan base...WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!
FM4 is released six hours early.
Beef jerky and Dr. Pepper for all (as long as you buy it for yourself)!
Amazon: The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny by Richard Raley on Kindle
Amazon UK: The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny by Richard Raley on Monarchy Loving Kindle
Smashwords: The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny by Richard Raley in 7 Different Formats
As always, Smashwords takes a couple weeks to get the novel out to Barnes and Noble, Apple, Kobo, etc. I too wish it was instant, but it is what it is and I'll have those links for you when they become available. Or, if you're an advanced Nook or iPad reader, you can buy directly from Smashwords itself and download the book in your chosen file format.
The Glassbreaker Goes Home (FM6.75) = IN EDITING (Edit 3.0 = 4/10 chapters)
Main Focus: FM7 School Story = 8k out of 100k estimate (8%) + 40 hwp
Side Focus: FM7 Main Story = 0k out of 150k estimate (0%)
Back Burner #1: Vicky Welf and the Mancy Masquerade (FM6.99???) 17k out of 60k estimate (28%)
Back Burner #2: Super Secret Awesome Project (in outline phase)
Ugly Step Child: Gush (Fantasy Action/Adventure) Novel, First Draft = 21k out of 100k estimate (21%)
Other Stuff I Need to Get To: FM3-FM6 concordance updates