"I have no desire whatsoever to actually know what you did to the stupid eagle!"
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Here's what we'll do.
Since you're all flailing about and I am a kind, caring author, this one time we will extend the scene to make it easier. But from now on I will only extend the scene when one of you guesses correctly!
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"I don’t dare let you run wild around the
school…creating Mancy knows how much mayhem.
Dingle’s already come to my door for three weeks in a row, screeching
over whatever you and your Singles did to her eagle."
I opened my mouth again.
"I have no desire whatsoever to actually know
what you did to the stupid eagle!"
Mouth closed.